Bees - Germanic efficiency twinned with French common sense

Now I quite like bees but that doesn't stop them being inherently guff. Their stupidity is such that if they were put through the UK education system they would probably only emerge with a handful of 'A' Levels. Posessors of perhaps the most ludicrous defense mechanism ever, these hapless insects can only utilise it by killing themselves. It would be like a man shooting himself in the head to inflict a fleshwound to the enemy, but this is neither the time or place to discuss the US military.

Also noteworthy are those really furry bees that seem to fly in a completely random manner and look distinctly uncomfortable, just to die unceremoniously every winter despite their mini fur coats.

A retarded bee, yesterday

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