Beyonce is a sexist pig

Who runs the world? Girls. Who runs the world? Girls. Who runs the world? Girls. Who runs the world? Girls. Other songwriters may as well forget an Ivor Novello nomination this year, seeing as Beyonce's songwriting team will surely clean up with yet another brilliant and thought-provoking hit. Most of Beyonce's songs seem to be about men doing her wrong, or how great girls are and that they are the best and all that. I find it confusing that what is unfortunately the modern world's closest representation of a feminist icon should spend her entire career singing about men. She should try singing about something else for once, as there are actually other things that exist. Sewing and Flowers, to name but two.

It's a fact of modern living that the male of the species is considered fair game for sexist treatment; with adverts depicting men as barely-functioning buffoons incapable of tying their own shoelaces, while the women are always smart and sassy and generally balance motherhood and a career with effortless ease. They regard their poor men with a look that is somewhere between frustration and pity, as their man treads mud into the perfectly-vacuumed carpets again! This can be explained by the fact adverts are targeted at consumers, who are nearly all women. Women love spending cash, particularly that which they didn't earn. They are the women who sit in the home that they can't be bothered to clean slowly piling on pound after pound while their gormless spouses work their way into an early (but very welcome) grave. Women who stuff their useless faces with crisps while watching the evil leather-faced harridans of 'Loose Women' run men down even more.

Unfortunately, the truth is a discomforting one for women. Because, last time I checked, men rule the world, which Beyonce will unfortunately realise shortly after she has dropped her first sprog or hit 40 and suddenly people are less than keen to see her flabby belly gyrating all over the screen. Actually, Rich men run the world, whilst their moronic floozies spend their days shopping in terrible boutiques or complaining about 'the help'. 'Help' is such a demeaning way to describe a human - and it's not even accurate, seeing as these people quite often do all the work. 'Help' implies receiving assistance - not farming out the delegation of a task. Next time someone thanks me for 'helping' them, I will give them a karate chop.

Sadly for women, they are only interesting to men for a couple of decades at most, and then bits of them start drooping or falling off altogether and they are quickly ushered behind closed doors, where their jowly visage won't scare any young children. Their days of being promoted to the front of family photos are quickly over as they are instead shoved to the back with the mongoloids and paedophiles. Even their cooking skills become impaired by the onset of old age or rampant alcoholism, as they pickle their tiny little livers with cheap plonk. I have been overtly sexist for a reason, because being sexist towards women is as old-fashioned as Bernard Manning, and is met with outrage and the awful sight of a cross-looking Germaine Greer on Sky News. So why is it so socially acceptable to deride men? Men are alright. Give us a break. We are not all complete morons. We like playing videogames and pizza. And boobs. We like boobs.

9 comments:

  1. You hit the nail on the head! Hilarious and true.

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  2. Accurate information, i agree

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  3. 100% correct, thank you putting wemon in there place.

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    1. "Thanks for putting wemon [what a complete retard] in their place."

      The only people who are sexist here are the ones bitching about this song. Grow the fuck up.

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  4. Mmmmmm, Beyonce writes admittedly harmless female empowerment anthems and you casually ignore the millions of sexist cock rock/rap/hip-hop songs that are painfully demeaning, degrading, and hurtful to women all over the world, eh? Bully for you. What a selfish butthurt asshole. Grow the fuck up and realize that your white male privileged position isn't being upset in the least by Beyonce, of all people. You whiny little boys make me laugh.

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    1. Thankyou! Jeeeeeees pretty sure this guy is single.

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    2. Yes, that must be it. It's not conceivable that anyone with an opinion different than yours has any type of normal life. I wish I was as well-rounded and Anonymous :(

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  5. have you actually listened to the lyrics or you just another sexist bitch? what about having her all female band? just another empowerment huh? when you discriminate a gender for being born that way, that is sexism to me.

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