Get out of this job before it all comes crashing down
Make bare cash moneys
Eat more blue food
Sell the stuff I don't need
Sell the stuff I do need
Play more Xbox 360
Spend more time on my own, in a ditch
Be kind and accommodating to those who deserve it, and be a massive cunt to everyone else
Rebuild my shattered arms and bicycle and start cycling again
Hate Apple even more than last year
Get down to 200 Facebook 'friends'
Delete all my photos off of Facebook
Do some decorating and stuff and ting
Clear all of the useless crap out of my house (excluding myself)
Consolidate my media empire
Teach the hamster to do handstands
hello. I started off as a bitter child. For all I know I actually started as a bitter little sperm, reluctantly shuffling towards an egg that I would inevitably find fault with. Then I gravitated to a bitter young man. Now I am in my 30's so to call myself young reeks of desperation. So youngish will suffice until I hit my 40's in which case I hope I am middle aged, and thus closer to escaping my bitter existence than embarking upon it.
Hey there, first off, Happy new year! Best news so far this year is that you are continuing the blog!
ReplyDeletei have thought of a few NY resolutions myself,
i am going to create an iPad app for your blog, thus- enabling us to both crumble apple from within.. ( like the pun?)
Also, i aim to spend more time with my hamster and also my pet Giraffe...
cannot wait for the next post, perhaps something about the price hike by TFL?
your avid reader
Big Les!
I like giraffes.
ReplyDeleteYour 2nd avid reader (like daily. Help)
A.non